On this, the final day, I give great thanks to the maestro Ely, and to the best jousting partner a guy could ask for, Paul. Your wordplay is second only to your magnanimous kindness!
Paul pointed out that there are SO many more things to make fun of him for, beyond his sexual inadequacy... like his moral failings, his rampant degenerate behavior, his social ineptitude, and his all-around grossness. I humbly submit these items now for public consideration.
A towering soundtrack to an intractable, invigorating Hundred Day War. Heroes are only as strong as their Villains... so I thank you, Paul, for your relentless (if limpid) mustache-twirling.
Seize would never Pay In Full. In fact he goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers. And when it is cold he huddles around a candle. If it's really cold, he might even light the candle. Yeah, Seize is cheap AF.
The Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks was based in large part on Seize. George Lucas had once bumped into him on the street, where Seize was begging randos for spare change. Seize's appearance and speaking mannerisms left a lasting impression.
Seize's pump cycle is exactly 4 hours. 30 minutes for the little blue pill to take effect. And 3.5 hours at the ER describing to the nurses that he really did meet a girl online even though she never showed up.
While Seize is correct about the nickname my partners have given me, it completely ignores the fact that my partners are real, unpaid, consenting, and are not my relatives. Sadly, Seize cannot say the same.
I have seen Seize take the high road many times. It's the path the Short Bus he is riding on takes every day. If you look closely enough, you most likely can see him licking the windows. They really should have him harnessed in for his own safety.
In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings.
And Seize, you will always be #1 in my book. 🖕🏼
Paul's junk is a one-dimensional object.