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One last dance

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Jul 30

Paul pointed out that there are SO many more things to make fun of him for, beyond his sexual inadequacy... like his moral failings, his rampant degenerate behavior, his social ineptitude, and his all-around grossness. I humbly submit these items now for public consideration.

Jul 30

I got 99 problems... and Seize is 98 of them

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AURA

can you feel it?

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I’m feeling it now Mr. Krabs

Seize's aura invokes the smell & feel of Amber Heard's mattress

"Can you feel it?" <--- Paul's version of dirty talk.

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RECOVERY

Jul 16

All I need is a stim pack and a couple bandages

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Jul 16

I'll never recover... from these DOPE BEATS. (And Paul's relentless affection.)

Jul 16

I will never recover from this Frequencies campaign. 100 days of being mogged by Seize is too much for any mere mortal to withstand.

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LAST CALL

Jul 15

Pick up

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Jul 15

Whenever I need advice, I call those I know in order of intelligence. Seize is always the Last Call.

Huller?

More like... LAST PAUL, amiright????

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PUDGY SUMMER

Jul 05

the flappening is upon us

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Jul 05

I am going to miss Seize after this collection mints out. And by "miss", I mean I will go out of my way to avoid him at every opportunity.

Jul 05

Or as Paul calls it, "summer."

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SEIZING APOSTLE PAUL

Jun 28

In memory of Paul and Seize.

They're not dead, they just won't stop fighting in the comment section.

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Jun 28

...Paul, you know me. We're friends. We've been fighting for 93 days.

Seize who?

A towering soundtrack to an intractable, invigorating Hundred Day War. Heroes are only as strong as their Villains... so I thank you, Paul, for your relentless (if limpid) mustache-twirling.

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WHAT A BLAST

Jun 27

claim THIS

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Mint

Jun 27

farming Blast was fun, but not as fun as minting here daily and seeing Seize obsess over my sex life (or lack thereof)

Jun 27

Paul had a blast once. It took FAR less than 120 faps per second.

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GUMMY

Jun 25

chew on this

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Jun 25

"Small and Gummy" - How Paul's ex described him.

Jun 25

Seize once lost a fight with a bear. A gummy bear. (ba-dum-tss)

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NIGHT DRIVE

Jun 23

solo drive

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Jun 23

I drive just like I drink. Alone. And dangerously.

Jun 23

Solo drives are Paul's main mode of transportation.

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BREEZE

Jun 20

windows down, vibes up

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Keep the VIBES up!

there is nothing better than traveling at a decent speed, knowing that with each passing moment you are getting farther and farther away from Seize

Jun 20

AKA - Lawd, is Paul talking AGAIN?

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GIGANTIC REBIRTH

Jun 19

Music GCR

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Mint

Jun 19

Let's all hope Seize does not have a rebirth. His being born once was already one too many times.

Jun 19

If only Paul would have a rebirth... into a non-cuck.

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NUB

Jun 18

just a silly cat powered by $NUB

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sup

way too easy, I'll pass on calling a NUB a NUB

Jun 18

...this one is far too easy. 

Webster's Dictionary: Nub (n.) - Paul's dingus.

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ENERGY

Jun 17

can you feel it

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Jun 17

Paul's version of "energy" is two Snickers bars, a box of apple juice, and any vague compliment from a solid 4/10.

Jun 17

"Can You Feel It?" is a question Seize learned long ago that he should never ask his partners.

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REVERT

Jun 14

back to my old ways

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Jun 14

...that's one "P" away from what Paulie's deddy's frens used ta call 'im. GET OVER HERE, YA PREVERT.

Jun 14

Seize's "old ways" involve: stealing toys from orphanages, rooting for the hunters in Bambi, and wiping back to front.

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SNAKES IN THE GRASS

Jun 13

watch your step

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Jun 13

Seize is more dangerous than a snake. But not as pretty.

Jun 13

FINALLY, a song dedicated to Paul.

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PANIC SELL

It's so over

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For Paul, it's been over for years.

I panic HODL

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SHERBERT

sweet

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As a little kid, I loved orange sherbert. That's it. No punchline. No follow up. I just liked it.

You know what's sweet? Like, *really* sweet? 
Paul.

xoxo,
Seize

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ELEMENTS

Jun 10

no air

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Jun 10

"No Air" - what teammates of Seize say when they see his lack of vert

Jun 10

"No Air" -- What Paul's parents hoped for in a daycare.

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EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE

Jun 08

pay in full

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Jun 08

Seize would never Pay In Full. In fact he goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers. And when it is cold he huddles around a candle. If it's really cold, he might even light the candle. Yeah, Seize is cheap AF.

Jun 08

I tried to exchange Paul for something better. They said the exchange rate was them paying me to keep him.

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CROOKED TEETH

Jun 06

brace yourself

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Jun 06

Paul's teeth are so yellow, when he smiles, cars slow down.

Jun 06

I warned Seize previously about eating cabbage through that chain-link fence. One day he will listen to good advice.

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HEAVEN OR HELL

you decide

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Easy choice: I follow Paul for eternity.

Easy choice: I choose the one without Seize

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FINISH LINE

Jun 04

If you're not first, you're last.

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Seize was excited he could finish the puzzle in 2 days. The box said 3 - 5 years!

Jun 04

If you're not first... you're Paul.

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BLOCKED

Jun 03

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Jun 03

"BLOCKED" = what happens to Seize after he sends unsolicited DMs to females

Jun 03

I've been trying to block Paul since the BTC whitepaper came out.

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FOR THE RECORD

The vinyl destination

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Seize has the imagination of a child. And the IQ of a child as well.

In Paul's greatest imagination, he dreams he's Ely.

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SHINE

say cheese

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Every time Paul smiles, somewhere, a baby dies.

When Seize smiles it looks like he is about to eat a cabbage through a chainlink fence.

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SIMP

May 29

she doesn't know you lil bro

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"Paul"

Don't underestimate Seize's ability to simp. They don't call him the whiteknight incel for nothing.

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CLOUT

hell of a drug

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Paul is the Caitlyn Jenner of clout.

No clout + no rizz = bussy Seize

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PUMP DOT FUN

brace yourself

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Yeah, WTF bro?? More like Pump Dot MISS A DAY.

Today's comment is dedicated to Ely missing yesterday. WTF bro?

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LOUNGE

rest easy

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May 26

I honestly wish nothing but the best for Seize. Sadly, God had other ideas.

Resting is Paul's natural state. It's standing up that's the problem.

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FRESH START

I can see the light

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How many fresh starts does Paul need? One for every day of his life.

Seize is scared of two things: Lights and People

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STRUM

May 24

we're all acoustic

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May 24

Paul's acoustic, I'm electric, baby.

May 24

Seize is tone deaf

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SWERVING

losing control

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Seize doesn't really "lose control" ...but rather he just starts involuntarily slobbering with his mouth agape

Paul's at his worst when he "has control."

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LEARN 2 LOVE AGAIN

those are just battle scars

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...don't use numbers in place of words, please. Paul gets confused.

Seize is scarred in more ways than you could ever imagine. I pray for him daily.

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JOURNAL ENTRY #1

"time will numb the pain, so make it to another day"

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"Dear Diary, today I found my pee pee." -Paul

Seize has a journal to record all of his sexual encounters. Hopefully one day he will be able to start writing in it.

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RAINBOW ROAD

no pots of gold, just lines of finish

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May 20

Paul is the only person to get rugged while finding the end of a rainbow. No pot of gold, only a pot of SHAME.

I would never waste a Blue shell on Seize, regardless of the track.

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BEHOLDER

May 18

beauty is in the eye

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In the land of the blind, Seize was voted most beautiful.

In Paul's case, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... cause you gotta be DRUNK ASS to think he's pretty.

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TRUST ISSUES

May 17

burned too many times

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May 17

There's only one thing in life that I trust 100%, and that is that Seize will be a disappointment to anyone and everyone.

May 17

If there's one thing Paul has created in me, it's Trust Issues.

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HEADS UP

May 16

50/50

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May 16

The Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks was based in large part on Seize. George Lucas had once bumped into him on the street, where Seize was begging randos for spare change. Seize's appearance and speaking mannerisms left a lasting impression.

May 16

Heads, Paul is a dork. Tails, Paul is a dork.

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ZORB

May 15

free and valuable

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May 15

there's nothing more VALUABLE than bring FREE of Seize

May 15

Paul thinks Star Wars Episode One is the best Star Wars movie.

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PUMP CYCLE

May 14

we've never been so back

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May 14

Seize's pump cycle is exactly 4 hours. 30 minutes for the little blue pill to take effect. And 3.5 hours at the ER describing to the nurses that he really did meet a girl online even though she never showed up.

May 14

Paul's pump cycle is every 5-7 years or so.

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ROARING KITTY

He's back

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Paul's life goal is to make a kitty roar. Or even meow. Or even to see a kitty.

Seize thinks Keith Gill was a founding member of New Edition

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A MOTHER'S TOUCH

unconditional love

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Seize is the biggest Mother I know

Paul's mom is SO DUMB...

She gave birth to Paul. 

::rim shot::

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WARP

God speed

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While Seize is correct about the nickname my partners have given me, it completely ignores the fact that my partners are real, unpaid, consenting, and are not my relatives. Sadly, Seize cannot say the same.

"Warp Speed" -- the nickname given to Paul by all of his sexual partners.

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DRILL

This is not a drill!

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...wait, IS it a drill? Paul's acting like it's not a drill, but I thought it was a drill. Also, where's my frontal lobe?

"THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" - the exact phrase used during Seize's court-ordered, childhood monthly visits to the lobotomist.

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RGB

May 09

It all starts here

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May 10

My favorite color is Corduroy.

100000 $ENJOY

Seize's favorite color is Corduroy

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SIDE QUEST

This wasn't planned

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"This wasn't planned" -- what is this? A QUOTE FROM PAUL'S MOM??

Seize's conception was a "Side Quest"

The mission was a total failure.

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FANTASY TOP

May 07

Who will you pull next?

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Seize sharing his fantasies on a Zora mint page is a desperate cry for help.

May 07

Paul's fantasy... isn't to be a top.

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WRAP BEEF

A MINOOOOOOOOOR

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Seize is the Vanilla Ice to my NWA

Paul is the Drake to my Kendrick.

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CINCO

May 05

¡Viva México¡

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Paul tiene una cara como un pene y un pene como un caracol.

¡Salud!

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SN

May 04

118.71

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May 05

Happy Saturday Night to Seize and his new love, Jenny Tulworts

May 05

Paul Sux Nutz

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AIR DROP

May 03

Maybe the tech was the friend we made along the way

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May 04

I’m gonna air drop Paul into a Volcano

May 04

Seize is my best friend.

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VELVET

What is that, velvet?

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Seize's wardrobe is 100% velvet shirts and corduroy shorts. God bless him.

Paul's velvet gloves are crusty... they stink of tears, sweat, rejection, and buckets of self-loathing.

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TO THE MOON

Up Only

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The Moon = The one place where Paul might actually be the smartest person around.

Let's send Seize to the moon. I'll pay for the one-way trip.

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E-MOTION

May 01

it's all so tiring

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May 01

My mom didn't let me watch Bambi because we "weren't allowed to watch violent movies."

May 01

Seize laughed watching Bambi.

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LINK UP

no squares allowed

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Paul so dumb, he asked if I wanted to link down.

No missing link jokes, no chained up insults... today is a day of peace. Love to all.

Circles only

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HIGH ROAD

vroom vroom

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I have seen Seize take the high road many times. It's the path the Short Bus he is riding on takes every day. If you look closely enough, you most likely can see him licking the windows. They really should have him harnessed in for his own safety.

I'll accept today's song as a chance to take... you get it.

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TIME WILL TELL

Apr 27

countdown starts now

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Apr 27

Seize asked his doctor: "Will I always resemble the syphilitic aborted remains of a Mongolian gangbang?" To which the doctor replied, "TIME WILL TELL"

Apr 27

Will Paul ever copulate?? #TimeWillTell

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TOUCH GRASS

Apr 26

leave your mom's basement for once

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Apr 26

::Paul rushes to remove the letters G and R from his vocabulary::

Apr 26

When Seize touches grass, he first has to look around carefully to make sure Park security officers aren't in range of seeing him.

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STRING THEORY

This may or may knot be a banger...

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In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings.

Paul's junk is a one-dimensional object.

String Theory, AKA the supposition that Seize can get an erection

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WISH YOU WELL

Apr 24

Still no luck, but oh, well.

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I wish Paul (would fall down a) well!

Apr 24

I wish Seize well every chance I get. One of these days I hope it works.

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NEON DRIVE

Apr 23

Blast from the past

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Apr 24

Seize's obsession with my sexual activity is both interesting and disturbing. Which is the same way many people describe his overgrown back hair.

Apr 23

All Paul's "blasts" are in the past, now. RIP Paul's sexual escapades.

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BET ON ME

Apr 22

Against all odds

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Apr 22

Rip from Yellowstone? He's a cool dude. Unlike Jamie, the guy Seize models himself after.

Apr 22

Someone bet on Paul once... RIP, that guy.

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COFFEE BREAK

Apr 21

don't talk to me till...

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Apr 21

To Seize, a coffee break is that period of the work day where his lack of production is actually justified.

Apr 21

"Coffee Break" is what Paul's romantic partners ask for every time he gets... amorous.

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THE HALVING

Apr 20

See you in 4 years.

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Crank It Up

Definitely…

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"Halving" is what Paul's doctor recommended for his BMI.

Apr 20

"The Halving" is what they call the night Seize ate his Conjoined twin while still in the womb.

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FIGHT NIGHT

The gloves stay on

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"Fight Night," aka, "Seize's struggle to have a successful Fap evening"

"Fight Night," aka, "Paul's name for first dates."

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HIGH HOPES

Look up

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Every time Seize attacks me a dolphin in heaven gets their angel wings

The closest Paul ever got to High Hopes was not belly-flopping the one meter diving board.

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SERUM

side effects include:

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Paul drank a mutant serum once... it made him far better looking.

Seize thought a vegetarian was a vegetable doctor.

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LIQUIDITY CRISIS

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"Liquidity Crisis" is what Paul's girlfriend had.

If ignorance is bliss, Seize must be overjoyed.

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THE VAULT

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Seize’s spirit animal is a fat raccoon trying to get inside a dumpster.

The vault is what Paul calls his pants… because nothing ever gets in there.

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FACE OFF

Apr 14

stare the bull in it's eyes

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Mint

Apr 14

Paul is far more "cow" than "bull."

Apr 14

Seize has a lot of hidden talents. Hopefully one day he will be able to find them.

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BLOOD IN THE STREETS

Apr 13

it's so over

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Apr 13

Statistically speaking, Seize was probably born on a highway. Because that's where most accidents happen.

Apr 13

Paul's sperm count is a negative number.

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KISS ME

Apr 12

Don't leave a mark

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Apr 12

Seize still roots for OJ Simpson.

Apr 12

Paul has four toes on his left foot.

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RUNESTONE

Apr 11

from the motherchain

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Apr 11

I would tell a few jokes about Seize's career, but none of them work well.

Apr 11

Paul is the Rat Queen.

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PACMOON

The community coin of Blast.

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Seize doesnt play PacMan because he is too scared of ghosts

Paul = half-vowel, half-consonant... all man.

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RIPPLE EFFECT

Apr 09

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love & support from your miami web3 fam ❤️🌴

Paul thinks Jack in the Box tacos count as Mexican food.

Apr 09

Seize is the reason Taco Bell discontinued the Mexi-Nuggets menu item.

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ECLIPSE

Apr 08

totality

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Apr 08

Paul was my personal savior on the road to Damascus.

Apr 08

Hi

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MOGMELLO

Apr 07

Guys this is not me lmao cmonnnn man

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Apr 07

Contrary to popular belief, Seize does not suffer from insanity. He enjoys every second of it.

Apr 07

Paul is Zaddy.

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AFTERMATH

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I once advised Seize to just be himself. I guess that was a pretty mean thing for me to say.

On the 7th day, God didn't rest, he fine-tuned Paul.

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EARTHQUAKE

Apr 05

the city rejects us

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Truth be told, Paul is a far better version of me.

Apr 05

goldegg

Another day, another frequency!

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CHECK UP

who has next?

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BACK IN FULL EFFECT. Paul has revived my passion for the Rat King.

This will be my last comment until Seize comes out of hiding

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NEW YORK SAME ME

Apr 03

that time of year

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Paul is better than me… today.

Apr 03

goldegg 5x

Today is Golden Egg day, and despite staring at his calendar non-stop - Seize still cant find it

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SLICE OF LIFE

Apr 02

have a taste

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Apr 02

...I found your mom's!

Apr 02

April is national clitoris month, and despite looking at his calendar non-stop, Seize still can't find it.

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SUPER CYCLE

Apr 01

it was a fun ride

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Apr 03

arctek

better than the soup-only-cycle of 2022

I love Cheryl Hines

Paul is the RFK Jr of web3.

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HABBITS

Mar 31

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Paul likes cats.

Seize doesn't like puppies

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HIGHER

Mar 30

so much higher

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higher

Paul measures his hundred meter dash in hours and his vertical in micrometers.

Mar 30

Seize dips his fries in pickle juice

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REFLECTION

Mar 29

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Mar 29

0x58d2

it's true, I love cheese

Mar 29

Paul is a cheesemonger.

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DEGEN

$DEGEN

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May 03

gskrovina

Minted With Jeeves :)

Apr 23

wakevault

Minted With Jeeves :)

Apr 20

wakevault

Minted With Jeeves :)

Mar 28

Seize has a tramp stamp inked on his left hand

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GRAPEFRUIT

Grapin it from kilometers away

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Paul causes market crashes.

Someday Seize will go far. And I really hope he stays there.

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NEW SZN

nothing ever stays the same

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I hope new szn doesn’t make me sneeze

Paul was birthed from the remnants of a well-used gym sock.

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NEW SZN - Change is the only Constant

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Seize ate one of my fingers

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PROBABLY NOTHING

Mar 25

nothing to see here

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Mar 25

Paul only has nine fingers.

probably nothing

Definitely something…

Mar 25

0x58d2

Seize is impossible to underestimate

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RAT RACE

Mar 24

Get that cheese

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Mar 24

I ride shiny and chrome to Valhalla. Paul will never be witnessed.

Mar 24

in a world where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why Seize chose to be mediocre

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Gimme dat 🧀

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CALL OF MUTATIO

Mar 23

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

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Buuuzzzz

Seize wipes back-to-front

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If you mutate Paul, you get a handsome, functional man.

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TRANCE

Mar 22

lose yourself in the moment

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I’m lost

Seize swims with a T-shirt on

Mar 22

On the first day, God created Paul. And he was so depressed by what he had wrought, he became a sandwich maker in Omaha.

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FREQUENCYWIFHAT

Mar 21

The hat stays on

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Paul's father is a burrito, and his mother is a stick of butter.

Mar 21

Seize, your web3 accomplishments have impressed many. The zookeeper who raised you must be so proud!

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BASED

Mar 20

Built on Base

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based

Based

based af

BASEDGOD

Paul is made of cream cheese and regret.

Mar 20

no shade, just shine today

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MOG

Mar 19

gmog cousins 🫵😹

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Mar 19

Seize's obsession with Nuts continues to plague web3

Mar 19

I don’t know what MOG is but I think I like it 😹

W moggers

Paul grew from an acorn.

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ACTIVATE

Close your rings

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Congrats, you have closed your ring!

Does Seize own a Golden Egg?

PAUL IS A FAKE PERSON.

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TIME 2 CLIMB

Mar 17

one step at a time

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Mar 17

0x58d2 10x

oh I'm Real, and I'm spectacular !

Mar 17

0x58d2 10x

Oh I'm real, and I'm spectacular!

Laser

PAUL ISN'T REAL.

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DATE OF BIRTH

Mar 16