Friends come and go.
Enemies, accumulate

Go ahead, I dare you !

It's a dogs life, if bitches are getting you down, turn that frown upside down, and put some smoke in the air, and be like Frozen... "Let it go" !

We're equal rights sexist around here, quasi-clever cuz 'bitch' is a female dog, so I couldn't resist, but the male counterpart is at least equally likely to be an asshole, count on that... so that old road runs both ways, know that. I'm not taking sides. I've got my boys backs, but I sure do love some ladies... just take care of yourself and you'll have a full time job !

Feral children attack in the urban jungle, raised on neglect and inattention, nourished on 4chan and ogrish, numb and desensitized to violence, can't rationalize working when they can simply take, sociopaths manufactured by indoctrination of corporate greed via barrage of the lies of media lies & advertising creating desire of luxury goods that are inaccessible to average people. Ferocious minors will devour the bankers and politicians that flipped the switch of sociopathology with no way or intention of turning it off. Eat the rich !

Waldo Peccary lived during the Ottonian Renaissance as a colleague (pet) of philosopher and theologian Bruno of Cologne who led the school of Reims during that time. Waldo was a cultured swine, walked upright, ate with a knife and fork, and in fact could clearly speak Latin ! He was a fierce defender of the universal rights of both man and beast, he was recognized across three provinces for his accomplishments, he was also rumored to be quite delicious at his graduation and following celebration ! Pig Latin was born and enjoyed a short life before being relegated to 6th graders and pimpled teens around the world. Thank you and good night.

If you ever leave me . . .
. . . can I go with you ?

In the outlying territories, the districts are patrolled and protected by Enforcers. The Enforcer named Mongrel is a fearless animal that prevents outsiders from entering the district with prior written permission and the appropriate paperwork to prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, but the branch manager Mr. Thistle pushed the silent alarm against the polite warnings of consequences. FAFO ! He learned today ! The bank is FDIC insured, why try to be a hero ? On the plus side he will look cool and mysterious in a pirate eye patch the rest of his natural life.