Waldo Peccary lived during the Ottonian Renaissance as a colleague (pet) of philosopher and theologian Bruno of Cologne who led the school of Reims during that time. Waldo was a cultured swine, walked upright, ate with a knife and fork, and in fact could clearly speak Latin ! He was a fierce defender of the universal rights of both man and beast, he was recognized across three provinces for his accomplishments, he was also rumored to be quite delicious at his graduation and following celebration ! Pig Latin was born and enjoyed a short life before being relegated to 6th graders and pimpled teens around the world. Thank you and good night.