The legend returns, now equipped with a red cap and a pipe wrench instead of an action hero arsenal. Arnold Plumbsenegger is here to show that age is just a number — especially when you’re still bench-pressing Thwomps and taking down Koopa Troopas with a flex. Hollywood may have swapped him out for the latest CGI, but in the Mushroom Kingdom, he’s the real deal. His catchphrase? ‘Hasta la vista, Bowser,’ followed by an old-school fist pump and a reminder to respect your elders... or else.

All hail the supreme plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom! Xi Mario Ping doesn’t just play the game; he rewrites the rules. With a ‘lifelong term’ power-up and a castle surrounded by unbreakable blocks, he’s here to ensure no other player gets a turn. Forget elections — he’s got every Goomba and Koopa in perfect formation, and any princess looking to be ‘rescued’ better remember who’s in charge. ‘One Kingdom, One Plumber’ — and don’t even think about challenging that slogan!

It’s-a him, the ‘greatest’ plumber the Mushroom Kingdom has ever seen! Mega MAGA Mario is back, promising to ‘make the Kingdom great again,’ one Goomba at a time. With his signature red cap and a strategy that involves building walls around every castle, he’s here to win hearts… or at least votes. Just don’t ask him about who actually saved the princess last time; he’s already got an alternative version of that story ready to go!

Forget rockets and Teslas; Super Elonio is here to save the Mushroom Kingdom! Armed with his iconic mustache and a very ambitious coin collection plan, he’s ready to jump over competitors and stomp out doubters. Just don’t ask him about plumbing — he’ll tell you it's all part of his plan to ‘disrupt traditional pipe infrastructure.’ Ready, set, Musk Up!