All hail the supreme plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom! Xi Mario Ping doesn’t just play the game; he rewrites the rules. With a ‘lifelong term’ power-up and a castle surrounded by unbreakable blocks, he’s here to ensure no other player gets a turn. Forget elections — he’s got every Goomba and Koopa in perfect formation, and any princess looking to be ‘rescued’ better remember who’s in charge. ‘One Kingdom, One Plumber’ — and don’t even think about challenging that slogan!