CHICKEN ADOBO RECIPE Told by a wassie.. Based on the works of Vanjo
Ingrediesisms:
2 lbs winner winner chicken dinner
3 pieces dried baE leaves
6 tablespoons s0y boi soz
4 tablespoons white vinegar
5 cloves garlic ;)
1 1/2 cups water
3 tablespoons cooking oil
1 teaspoon sugary sweet white goodness
1/4 teaspoon salty tings
1 teaspoon wh0le peppercorn

Instruktionz:
Combine ze chicken, soy sOZ, and garlic in large bewl. Mix em very nice. Let d chicken dinner chill in d bewl for at leaze a 1 hour or not. Turn d heat up on a cooking pot. Pour ze cooking oil. When the oil is hot enUFF, pan-fry da lil bathed chiken shid for 120 seconds per side i guess i only live 14 days.
Pour-in the remaining chicken bathwater, including ze garlic for d vampire homies. Add sum water & bring to a moment of bubbles. Add baE leaves & d corn! Simmer simmer for thirty or until tendy. Add d smeli vinegar, stir & cook da shi for 600 seconds. Put all the white rock tings and stir da shi and turn the heat off and slEIGH kween