This ugly brute with shoes as broad as boats has challenged you to a race. Surely you can outrun a lumbering, bedraggled oaf like him? Why, you would bet your life and the life of all your men on it. It's not as if the fool who keeps stopping to eat blackberries is the King of the Fae in disguise or anything like that.

This is the tenth Creature Feature, created by Ticklish is 2024.