10 funny jokes about NFTs on Zora and crypto in general:
1. Why did the NFT go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues on the blockchain! 2. How do you make an NFT laugh? Tell it a smart contract joke; they love to execute! 3. Why don’t NFTs ever get lost? They always have a token map! 4. What did one crypto investor say to the other during the market crash? “Looks like our assets have been de-minted!” 5. Why did the NFT break up with the JPEG? It wanted a relationship that was more non-fungible! 6. How does a blockchain keep its pants up? With a smart contract belt! 7. Why was the NFT artist always calm? They knew their work was token it easy! 8. Why did the Bitcoin break up with Ethereum? It found something more valuable in Zora! 9. How do crypto enthusiasts order at a restaurant? “I’ll have one byte, please, and make it encrypted!” 10. Why did the NFT throw a party? It hit the blockchain and wanted to celebrate its mint condition!
1. Why did the NFT go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues on the blockchain!
2. How do you make an NFT laugh? Tell it a smart contract joke; they love to execute!
3. Why don’t NFTs ever get lost? They always have a token map!
4. What did one crypto investor say to the other during the market crash? “Looks like our assets have been de-minted!”
5. Why did the NFT break up with the JPEG? It wanted a relationship that was more non-fungible!
6. How does a blockchain keep its pants up? With a smart contract belt!
7. Why was the NFT artist always calm? They knew their work was token it easy!
8. Why did the Bitcoin break up with Ethereum? It found something more valuable in Zora!
9. How do crypto enthusiasts order at a restaurant? “I’ll have one byte, please, and make it encrypted!”
10. Why did the NFT throw a party? It hit the blockchain and wanted to celebrate its mint condition!