“If I wear my crystal crown for too long it gives my third eye a headache.”
“Had a client dinner at The Tower last night. Ordered 3 martini's. If a client is paying—always go for it. Always get the 3 martini’s.”
“Understanding human nature and being able to translate it on to paper is your superpower.”
“Those that don’t use Oxford commas will end up in one of the lower circles of hell.”
“I think college kids are going to study you one day. Make it a good read.”
“The amount of metrosexuals is the new pandemic.”
“You didn’t hear she burnt down her house trying to cast a spell, three houses ago?”
“I thought we were going to get banned because of these belligerent NFT boys.”
“Who is that gorgeous girl with big raccoon eyes?”
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“Had a client dinner at The Tower last night. Ordered 3 martini's. If a client is paying—always go for it. Always get the 3 martini’s.”
“Understanding human nature and being able to translate it on to paper is your superpower.”
“Those that don’t use Oxford commas will end up in one of the lower circles of hell.”
“I think college kids are going to study you one day. Make it a good read.”
“The amount of metrosexuals is the new pandemic.”
“You didn’t hear she burnt down her house trying to cast a spell, three houses ago?”
“I thought we were going to get banned because of these belligerent NFT boys.”
“Who is that gorgeous girl with big raccoon eyes?”