He swears the gator likes it!

Collect them all! Trade with your friends! Try not to get arrested!

Florida Man cards celebrate the best of the worst the Sunshine State has to offer, from the panhandle pariahs, swamp swindlers, and lagoonatics, to the unfortunate souls who cross their paths when calamity ensues.

You’ll be pleased you aren’t related to any of these miscreants. Unless you are, in which case, we’re sorry this is the way you’re learning what Uncle Trev did with that gator.