The Shug Monkey is a cryptid with most of its sightings in Cambridgeshire. The strangest thing about the animal is that it's mostly been sighted in a non corporeal form, like that of a specter of ghost. Because of this, many consider the creature to be fairly harmless. That was proven to be a huge mistake in 1912, when The Shug Monkey was seen entering a local pub on a quiet afternoon. The poor patron who came upon the scene an hour later stated there was nothing left but a few sour beers and the minced viscera of 7 unfortunate pub goers.

If you happen upon the shug monkey (or more likely it happens upon you), simply throw a white sheet over your head and make some simple ghost noises like " BoooOOOoooo" or perhaps " "WeeeAAAAuuuHHHHH". There's some evidence that the creature stays subservient to the higher hominid varieties of ghouls