Ethereum prices have brought construction to a slowdown! Only one room could be completed. And it is a glorious Tower 1, entire floor, museum dedicated to the genius works of @kevinmfer
This is Ser Scrodom. I am of sound mind and body as I type this. Under no circumstances am I being held at knifepoint by Hambo, as the Sisterhood of Traveling Assassins are definitely NOT hijacking RogueHax’s room right now.
RogueHax has graciously ALLOWED /sota to set up their operations here because he’s “friends” with the founder.
It was also our choice to provide all of their accommodations and requests at no cost, with our compliments.
It was our privilege to have /sota with us and we want them to come back again.
Do you want to know the answer to life, the universe, & everything? This Suite channels all things ethereal to give the occupant a sense of greatness.
It helps if you are already a powerful, proud degen, like Kyle B. 🎩 He likes the 49ers and wanted room 49, but we had to assign that room to Pallohead so he could gtfo of Scrodom’s Room. We did bring in some gay SF shwag for you though 🌈 😊 ✌🏻
This room is technically the entire 41st Floor of Tower 1. This room is a fully equipped Degeneral Hospital, so the complimentary living quarters must be a doctor on call.
Luckily Dr. Blue Lizzardo is a based amfer and enjoys the Las Vegas nightlife. 🎰. We’ve turned his suite into a Reptilian Paradise fit for a Lizard King 👑 🦎
Enjoy, Doctor Bro! We’ll try to keep you from dying! ✌🏻 ➰ 💙
We get sued a lot. So we have to retain a legal team to cover our asses. We hire only the best; but, those mfers are expensive! We have opted to give them the 68th Floor of Tower 1 as a timeshare for their firm in exchange for their services.
Our current guest lawyer is none other than…
Wait…it’s a fkn platypus??
We don’t discriminate. That sounds like a lawsuit. So, $enjoy, Platypus VIZ!! ➰ 💙
Completely soundproofed. Adorned with Buccaneer themed furnishings, this Tower 1 gem absorbs so much sound, it is usually rented to our loudest, most unruly of butt pirates 🏴☠️
Since my stepbrother Duna invited himself into my Room 2 at the invite of that mfer Pallohead, this room had to get finished quickly.
Quite the musical talent, this Tower 1 room is not not a suite. Rather is is a storage room for band equipment when the Club has a resident musician. Word on the streets is @imduna is quite the talented musician himself! 🎸 ✨
But unfortunately that word is in Hebrew so iDFK what it means. 🤷🏻♂️
This room is for Cryps only. Will rent to any @birtcorn gang members or else they will shoot up the place with moneyguns. Directly adjacent to Scrodom 's Room (not Pallohead 's Room) on the 69th floor of Tower 2 is GANGGANG paradise! GG 🖖🏻👆🏻 🎲💩🌽
Want to party 24 / 7 $degen ?? This is the Place to go. The VIP Lounge in Tower 2 has a private access elevator, labeled ROOM 35, which takes guests to "non-existent" Floor 13.
The 2nd living space of Room 34.5 is actually more spacious and bright than the first living space. A full sized kitchen, including bread oven, adorns this beautiful Tower 1 gem. Rundle gets this because he makes bread, and we needed a guest who won't get offended if they catch a glimpse of a little Bleu ELEFANT sucking his own wang. Enjoy! 💙 ➰ 🍞
This is the largest room on the 68th floor of Tower 1. Split into two living spaces, two guests will actually get keys to Room 34.5. @bleu is always such a quiet guest, as he typically stays in his room making cool frames & artwork. Wonder what else he does in there all day & night? 🧐
Whenever this dev isn't being Mr. Universe to his kids, he will fly over to Vegas to have a good time. I would explain more detail of this rooftop suite on Tower 2, but my own kids won't stfu ATM! ✌🏾
Accessible via roof only. Better have a spaceship to get in.
This room is for a spicy amfer who can light you up if you piss him off!
But my CUZ here is actually quite the /degentlemen and likes his peace and quiet.
Not quite sure why he wanted a family suite, but this is Las Vegas. We don't ask a lot of questions. Enjoy this Tower 2 gem with a mini -arcade for kids & a private sauna for Dad & _____?
This room isn't the most popular, mainly because not many guests can find it. You have to be a bit of a puzzle solver to get to this heavenly suite. Once you find it, you will feel like you're in heaven.
We first tried to give @itslemon a standard room but he threw a temper fit in the lobby. For the inconvenience, management comped this /degentlemen the finest Orchard View Suite in Tower 2.
The quietest room away from all the noise is on Floor 42 in Tower 1. The entire floor is a library and looks as relaxing as something out of the Black Stone Sanctuary. Only one room available on the floor. For you, /degentlemen Demipoet.
This corner room boasts amazing views of the Strip in one direction, and of the Fremont Street Experience on the other.
This room is typically reserved for special functions, or the guests who never plans on actually being in their room, and is completely barren. No furniture. No couch. No TVs. No beds. There is a bathroom and toilet at least.
Baird, would you like a rollaway bed sent to your room?
Sharing the aquarium wall adjacent to Room 15, this Suite is a NFL fanatics paradise. Big screens everywhere and a circular bar smack dab in the center of the suite allows a comfortable seat with any view. Throw your next Super Bowl Party in this room. BORTLES!! 🏈
These adjoining rooms were originally designed as one room but the builders were super high when they read the blueprints. They built two rooms and labeled them 11 & 15.
69,420 $degen was spent on remodeling this Tower 2 "Happy Accident" Suite including wall-sized aquarium with Je11yf15h only. ➰ 🗝️
The famous Hamster Cage Suite has one whole wall which is a one-way glass partition giving the occupants a voyeur's paradise of the Degentlemen's After Hours Nightclub
Word is that this private suite was originally designed by the porn king of xhamster.com, but these rumors have not been proven. Enjoy the free shows, MVR!
Room 22 is assigned to the leader of all Ham distribution. Dialethia gets the 4000sq. ft Luxury Spa Suite with private party sauna on the 69th Floor of Tower 2.
This Suite on the Tower 2 second floor has a breathtaking underwater view of the frog ponds which adorn Scrodom Garden & the private pool cabana area. Reserved for Players with Frok Status or Higher ⬆️
Apex777 gets the main floor hidden gem of the hotel. Accessible through Valet door in the High Limit Room, you enter into a labyrinth of hallways that wind around the first floor. One way private viewpoints allow for 24/7 voyeurism of the gamblers on the Casino Floor.
Room 17 for brother Max has the highest ceilings of any suite in the hotel. The 3 bedrooms on the second floor have a wraparound front side balcony with secret one-way views of the entire casino floor.
Accessible only with room key via hidden door behind the Players Club first floor desk.
/am D - Room 47
The President. The Goat. The Topgoat. 🐐 🦜
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/am D - Room 67
RogueHax has graciously ALLOWED /sota to set up their operations here because he’s “friends” with the founder.
It was also our choice to provide all of their accommodations and requests at no cost, with our compliments.
It was our privilege to have /sota with us and we want them to come back again.
Thank you,
Ser Scrodom
Not A Hostage
/am D - Room 42
It helps if you are already a powerful, proud degen, like Kyle B. 🎩 He likes the 49ers and wanted room 49, but we had to assign that room to Pallohead so he could gtfo of Scrodom’s Room. We did bring in some gay SF shwag for you though 🌈 😊 ✌🏻
Enjoy omnipotence, amfer! ➰ 🌌 🔑
/am D - Room 41
Luckily Dr. Blue Lizzardo is a based amfer and enjoys the Las Vegas nightlife. 🎰.
We’ve turned his suite into a Reptilian Paradise fit for a Lizard King 👑 🦎
Enjoy, Doctor Bro!
We’ll try to keep you from dying! ✌🏻 ➰ 💙
/am D - Room 40
Our current guest lawyer is none other than…
Wait…it’s a fkn platypus??
We don’t discriminate. That sounds like a lawsuit. So, $enjoy, Platypus VIZ!! ➰ 💙
/am D - Room 39
Everything luxurious is at Elisabeth’s disposal in this gorgeous room in Tower 1. 🤴 Enjoy! ➰
/am D - Room 38
Enjoying rhe silence will be @loudman. 💙 ➰ 🔑
/am D - Room 37
Tower 2 has a room waaaaaay in the back corner on the Basement level we can have ready for you, @elvee
Perfect Las Vegas name too!! 🎲 🎰 ➰ 🔑
/am D - Room 49
Parties, hookers, DJ's, you name it, Pallohead has been living the Vegas life to the max in MY FUCKING ROOM!
Could not even get a standard room open in time. Scrodom is coming and you ser need to GTFO! 👉🏻.
I had the staff go down to Home Depot and buy a tool shed and park it out the back fire exit. By the rest of the trash. 😂
Oh, but he has plenty of pussy still as there are tons of feral cats in the alley. Remember the 100000 $tn100x rule! 🗑️ 🍖 🐈 💙 ➰ 💚
Don't worry, this key opens the Headmaster Lock the shed has on it. 🔒 🗝️
/am D - Room 48
Quite the musical talent, this Tower 1 room is not not a suite. Rather is is a storage room for band equipment when the Club has a resident musician.
Word on the streets is @imduna is quite the talented musician himself! 🎸 ✨
But unfortunately that word is in Hebrew so iDFK what it means. 🤷🏻♂️
Enjoy your closet, Dunabro, you retard! 💙 ➰ 💚
/am D - Room 36
Enjoy Crpdaddy! ✌🏻 💙 ➰ 💚 🗝️
/am D - Room 35
Party time, Mfers! Enjoy, Borst! ✌🏻 💙 🗝️ ➰ 💚
/am D - Room 34.5 (2)
/am D - Room 34.5 (1)
VIVA LE ELEFANT!! 🙌🏻🐘🔷🗝️💙➰💚
/am D - Room 34
Accessible via roof only. Better have a spaceship to get in.
Or ask @to if u can get in da Choppa! 🚁
Enjoy, S34N! 💙 ➰ 🗝️
/am D - Room 33
But my CUZ here is actually quite the /degentlemen and likes his peace and quiet.
Not quite sure why he wanted a family suite, but this is Las Vegas. We don't ask a lot of questions. Enjoy this Tower 2 gem with a mini -arcade for kids & a private sauna for Dad & _____?
💙 ➰ 🗝️
/am D - Room 32
Word on the beach is the current Amfer sports both credentials. ✌🏾 ⛱️ /farcards beeyatch! 🃏
/am D - Room 31
Enjoy, Lorek. ➰ 🗝️
/am D - Room 29
We lemonhope this is acceptable. 🍋 🎩
/am D - Room 30
/am D - Room 28
This room is typically reserved for special functions, or the guests who never plans on actually being in their room, and is completely barren. No furniture. No couch. No TVs. No beds. There is a bathroom and toilet at least.
Baird, would you like a rollaway bed sent to your room?
/am D - Room 27
/am D - Room 26
Not even a room as much as 40000 square feet of open space, a shower, and a bed.
Drakhonen must be throwing one helluva party as this suite is usually reserved by celebrity looking to throw an exclusive rave! 🪩🕺🏾💃🏾
/am D - Room 11/15
69,420 $degen was spent on remodeling this Tower 2 "Happy Accident" Suite including wall-sized aquarium with Je11yf15h only. ➰ 🗝️
/am D - Room 25
Only for those guests not allergic to anything. Especially weed. There's plenty of those kind of PLANTS here too.
Free ounce of LA Confidential Sativa with every stay. Enjoy this hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh roller paradise!
/am D - Room 24
All the legends from SCTV, and Warpcast legends like Nicolas Davis have graced this Penthouse Suite taking all of the 24th floor on Tower 1.
Private elevator to casino floor opens to The AM D Comedy Club.
Headlining Comic: Ser_Scrodom 🎩
/am D - Room 23
Word is that this private suite was originally designed by the porn king of xhamster.com, but these rumors have not been proven. Enjoy the free shows, MVR!
/am D - Room 22
/am D - Room 21
Charlie G. Approved! ✅ 🗝️
/am D - Room 20
Guests usually make up stories like "I'm going hiking in the mountains for a week & I'll be AFK..." or similar bs stories as a cover.
When really, they come to the /am D and party!!
Be safe hiking, /downshift ↙️
/am D - Room 19
Directly underneath the entire floor of @animated's entire floor.
She is royalty after all. 👑 🌺
/am D - Room 18
Only for the most particular big ballers 🎰
/am D - Room 17
Accessible only with room key via hidden door behind the Players Club first floor desk.
/am D - Room 16
Soundproofed so you can't even hear yourself think. Quiet. Nightshade approved. 🤫
/am D - Room 2