KawaiiHamsta wakes up, hair still tousled, and decides to check his crypto wallets, as usual 😪🛏️.
Seeing a considerable drop, he spits out his coffee and exclaims, "What did I miss while I was asleep?!" ☕💥.
Panic-stricken, he says to himself, "Sure enough, someone must have hacked into my account!" 😅.
After a quick check, he realizes that everything is normal and that this is the golden opportunity to buy his favorite cryptos at low prices 🤑.
With a clever smile, he concludes, "It's off to a crypto shopping spree!" 🛍️🛒
Moral: Even market crashes can be the perfect excuse to fill your jowls on the cheap 🐹💸!