Bing Bong - from the team at 747 Airlines, we'd like to say thank you to everyone who flew with us. We set out to $crash a big $ass plane - and we succeeded.
Additionally, to anyone who's interested in going around once more, the cabin crew are willing and able to prepare you for your next ascent.
Given the recent November vibe shift, we're pleased to have artists, storytellers and taste makers onboard. Your talents are invaluable during these turbulent times.
In collaboration with the team at Senspace, 747 Airlines are offering limited edition Gashapon balls to our passengers. Each Gashapon will grant you access exclusive NFT drops and HighMiles. The game is active until May 13th, so if you want to play with our balls, you better do it soon.
This is the 747 Beach Vacation Zorb. Send this postcard back to your family from whatever desert island your 747 jet slaps down on (fingers crossed for a non-fatal landing)!
As we all know, in the beginning, there was 747. This airline has been the luxury choice for airline travel for thousands of years. None of this would be possible without the Infinity Zorb, a long prophesied Zorb similar to the Philosopher's Stone. This Zorb will of course save us all. This image entitled, "747: Infinity Zorb: Ancient Prophecy" portrays the origin story of 747, when the Infinity Zorb was first handed upwards toward the sky people (who also happened to be VIP Frequent Flyers on the earliest 747 flights). This image is technically the Origin Zorb which describes origin of the Ancient Prophecy of 747: Infinity Zorb. Holding this Zorb does not guarantee supernatural abilities, but holders will likely gain supernatural abilities.
Baggage Handler, Jamee Cornelia of 747 Airlines, was set to host a Twitter Spaces marathon. The take off of was smooth, passengers were mingling, and the plane was vibing in unison.
Unfortunately a stranger stumbled onto the flight. No boarding pass, nor any idea they were on a big ass plane. Chaos ensued...
The "Baggage Claim" maiden voyage may not have been the one wished for, but it'll be one to remember.
747air x imagine innovation breeds expansion of consciousness. as we create we must build better containers to transfer ideas the concorde at its time was the fastest commercial jet ever invented imagine flight had it been allowed to flourish
never stifle innovation build with it build on top of it
this is the promise of imagine infra this is the manifestation of 747 Air
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This is a funny meme because the two pilots are both double fisting whiskey while flying the plane. The caption says "don't worry, that's not turbulence" - implying that the flight is getting a little bumpy. However, upon closer inspection, the sub-caption says "now serving unlimited quays + whiskey". Therefore, we know that the flight is getting bumpy because the pilots are indulging in this offering of unlimited quaaludes and whiskey. We end up understanding a little bit more about the vibe, tone, and humor of 747 airlines.
As we all know, the technology for the 747 aircraft was provided to humanity by extra-terrestrials from a distant galaxy. The technology was empowered by the Infinity Zorb, which has long been predicted to save the world. Early hieroglyphics reference the Infinity Zorb and it's higher world capabilities. Many speculate that the original "Philosopher's Stone" was actually the Infinity Zorb. Famously referenced in Avengers: Infinity War, the Infinity Zorb was fragmented into 6 individual stones, as initial focus group audiences didn't believe such a powerful Zorb could exist. Following Ronald Reagan's untimely death at the helm of Apollo 747, the Infinity Zorb was kept for years in a government-controlled underground vault, until Tupac Shakur famously acquired the stone. Shortly after this, Tupac was assassinated by Boeing, and the Zorb disappeared for many years. As we all know, the Cuban Missile Crisis was initially sparked by Fidel Castro's obsession with the Infinity Zorb, and his zealous plot to wield the power of the Zorb. With recent extra-terrestrial disclosure, the Infinity Zorb has returned to the public eye, and now is our chance to utilize its powers. As we always say, to Infinity, and Be Zorb!!!
Wipe me down cause I'm filthy rich If gettin moneys a crime then I'm guilty bitch And that ain't fair but I don't care I'm a motherfuckin Cash Money Millionare Yeah!
With 747 Airlines, there's no place we can't travel to. Now, you can fly to any Zorb of your choosing. Fly higher and remember that once you get on the plane, you're never getting off!
With 747 Airlines, our flights are always taking you from where you are, to where you want to be. Where the weather is always perfect, the breeze is slight and gentle. Where you can sunbathe all day, and show off your natural glow all night. These flights are so fast because here’s a little secret: your dreams are ready and waiting inside of you. So what are you waiting for? Take a 747 Airlines Jet right to your wildest dreams. Let’s say, tonight?
Fly higher with transcontinental and interplanetary travel.* *(taxes and pharmaceutical rates apply)
Have you ever wanted to fly amongst the stars? Well with 747 Airlines, all you need is a little faith, a xanax and a ticket to go as far as science allows. Apparently, that's anywhere in our solar system.
Don’t plan to catch up on your reading. There’s too much to take in, too much to talk about on your 747 Airlines* flight.
While the stewardess removes the last cordial glass from your dinner table, she reminds you to set your watch five hours ahead and tells you that there’s barely enough time to finish a chapter before you see the lights of the next market cap milestone.
747 Airlines Jets are the fastest to the next market cap, and the only Jets that only stay up. And this summer, 747 Air is increasing its schedules to include as many as four Jet flights a day—with deluxe Royal Class service available on every one. You can also fly economy-class service , if you wish, with fares starting as low as the of gas☨ round trip.
For reservations or information, call your Travel Agent or any of 747 Airlines’ 78 offices in the U.S. and Canada. For the talk averse, you can email us at info@crash.management.
☨Fares subject to change. $CRASH is only going up.
See it with your own eyes. It’s bigger than most living rooms, has soft cushiony seats all around, in the middle is a stand-up bar...and not only is it on an airplane, but its in coach. The 747 Airlines $memberHaus. Take a walk to it, through it, around it. Stretch your legs. Relax. It’s a place where you can mingle, make new friends, have a snack, have some fun. Whatever. You can even give yourself a going-away party while you’re going away. By far, it is the most wonderful thing ever to happen to a coach passenger. But the new standard of comfort doesn’t stop with our lounge. You’ll notice it everywhere, from nose to tail. On our new 747 $memberHaus. In coach, for instance, we’ve taken out rows of seats and rearranged the layout so each passenger gets extra legroom. In first class, you can reserve a table for four. Dine with friends as you would in a restaurant on the ground. Play cards. Hold a business meeting. And upstairs is our redecorated VIP lounge. A plush intimate spot where you can pour your own champagne and liqueurs after dinner. That’s one great way to fly. And on transcontinental flights, our new Flagship Service features delicious Polynesian food served by our stewardesses in their incredible new outfits. If this sounds like a plane of the future, it isn’t. Our 747s have all these comforts right now, including the $memberHaus. Everyone can fly. But only $members go up.
Mission Accomplished
Additionally, to anyone who's interested in going around once more, the cabin crew are willing and able to prepare you for your next ascent.
Given the recent November vibe shift, we're pleased to have artists, storytellers and taste makers onboard. Your talents are invaluable during these turbulent times.
Fly high, fly far, fly together ✈
$HIGHBALL Launch
Bing Bong
BAGGAGE CLAIM 2024 Recap Video
CRASH INTO ONCHAIN SUMMER
(also this cover is so fire Jamee lmaoo)
“Crashing Thru” 74777 $enjoy
So good 111111 $enjoy
747 Beach Vacation Zorb
radio high ep 002
2 $enjoy
✈️ 7747 $enjoy
747: Infinity Zorb; Ancient Prophecy - The Origin Zorb
Chaos! At the Baggage Claim
Baggage Handler, Jamee Cornelia of 747 Airlines, was set to host a Twitter Spaces marathon. The take off of was smooth, passengers were mingling, and the plane was vibing in unison.
Unfortunately a stranger stumbled onto the flight. No boarding pass, nor any idea they were on a big ass plane. Chaos ensued...
The "Baggage Claim" maiden voyage may not have been the one wished for, but it'll be one to remember.
MUSIC: jameecornelia.eth
Safe Return
$CRASH
One Month Up
Flight risk is necessary
GIichjEXgAAgEdz
CRASH WITH FRIENDS!
Proceeds go towards $Crash LP
1000 $respect
747 $crash
747 $CRASH
100 $crash
747 $Enjoy
Friends $crash
777777 $enjoy
imagine innovation
innovation breeds expansion of consciousness.
as we create we must build better containers to transfer ideas
the concorde at its time was the fastest commercial jet ever invented
imagine flight had it been allowed to flourish
never stifle innovation
build with it
build on top of it
this is the promise of imagine infra
this is the manifestation of 747 Air
stay fly
proceeds from split go toward LP
100 $enjoy
1000 $imagine
1000 $imagine to relz.eth
1000 $imagine to sirsu.eth
1000 $enjoy
imagine innovation. 111 $enjoy
33 $IMAGINE to sirsu.eth
$enjoy
500 $IMAGINE
$imagine
ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCE
to the moon
💜
2000 $Enjoy :)) +++
today will be a huge day for crash
7474 $ENJOY
unlimited everything
GRAVITATIONAL FORCE
747 $crash
100 $crash
100 $ENJOY
74747 $enjoy
747: Infinity Zorb; the long prophesied zorb that will save us all
Theory of Relativity
50/50 split with $CRASH LP
radio high Vol 1: Crashing Up
other 50% used to create this project
every flight has unlimited bagels.
Introducing HighMiles
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
Bing Bong
crash money records
she can ride on the plane yea...
If gettin moneys a crime then I'm guilty bitch
And that ain't fair but I don't care
I'm a motherfuckin Cash Money Millionare Yeah!
it's 747 somewhere...
DAMN
HOW TO CRASH
747 Airdrop
Proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
747 $crash
747 $CRASH
100 $crash
747: The Game
a message from the flight deck
Enjoying the flight.
Fly to all your favorite destinations.
radio high ep 001
all protocol rewards with this mint go to $CRASH Luiqidity Pool.
Your fellow passengers are waiting
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
Bing Bong
some light reading for your travels
Bing Bong
HIGH WAY TO BOMBAY
One of a kind.
CRASH INTO YOUR DESTINATION
Fly today... Crash tomorrow.
Yes, you can smoke on the flight.
50 $ENJOY Aesthetic
747 FLY HIGHER
MINT YOUR ZORB TODAY
747 PROPAGANDA
Take off together.
747 Zorb
!!!
this is your captain speaking
base
Travel your dreams, tonight.
Show off a little.
With 747 Airlines, our flights are always taking you from where you are, to where you want to be. Where the weather is always perfect, the breeze is slight and gentle. Where you can sunbathe all day, and show off your natural glow all night. These flights are so fast because here’s a little secret: your dreams are ready and waiting inside of you. So what are you waiting for? Take a 747 Airlines Jet right to your wildest dreams. Let’s say, tonight?
Go where you're wanted with 747 Airlines.
AirZorb Ad
*(taxes and pharmaceutical rates apply)
Have you ever wanted to fly amongst the stars? Well with 747 Airlines, all you need is a little faith, a xanax and a ticket to go as far as science allows. Apparently, that's anywhere in our solar system.
there is no airport.
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
LOCK-IN
VO: Isadore Noir
I lied on my application.
Excuse me, are we up?
friendly skies
VO: Isadore Noir
stand on business
she broke im up
loss is impermanent, autism is not.
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
HAHAHA these are so funny man, holy shit 50 $ENJOY
Cocktails and Coffee
There’s too much to take in, too much to talk about on your 747 Airlines* flight.
While the stewardess removes the last cordial glass from your dinner table, she reminds you to set your watch five hours ahead and tells you that there’s barely enough time to finish a chapter before you see the lights of the next market cap milestone.
747 Airlines Jets are the fastest to the next market cap, and the only Jets that only stay up. And this summer, 747 Air is increasing its schedules to include as many as four Jet flights a day—with deluxe Royal Class service available on every one. You can also fly economy-class service , if you wish, with fares starting as low as the of gas☨ round trip.
For reservations or information, call your Travel Agent or any of 747 Airlines’ 78 offices in the U.S. and Canada. For the talk averse, you can email us at info@crash.management.
☨Fares subject to change. $CRASH is only going up.
the plane that only goes up.
the plane that only goes up.
of course we are up, it's a plane.
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
What a chad.
$members only [you wouldn't get it]
$members only [memberHaus Ad]
It’s bigger than most living rooms, has soft cushiony seats all around, in the middle is a stand-up bar...and not only is it on an airplane, but its in coach.
The 747 Airlines $memberHaus.
Take a walk to it, through it, around it. Stretch your legs. Relax.
It’s a place where you can mingle, make new friends, have a snack, have some fun. Whatever.
You can even give yourself a going-away party while you’re going away. By far, it is the most wonderful thing ever to happen to a coach passenger. But the new standard of comfort doesn’t stop with our lounge. You’ll notice it everywhere, from nose to tail.
On our new 747 $memberHaus.
In coach, for instance, we’ve taken out rows of seats and rearranged the layout so each passenger gets extra legroom.
In first class, you can reserve a table for four. Dine with friends as you would in a restaurant on the ground. Play cards. Hold a business meeting. And upstairs is our redecorated VIP lounge. A plush intimate spot where you can pour your own champagne and liqueurs after dinner.
That’s one great way to fly.
And on transcontinental flights, our new Flagship Service features delicious Polynesian food served by our stewardesses in their incredible new outfits.
If this sounds like a plane of the future, it isn’t. Our 747s have all these comforts right now, including the $memberHaus.
Everyone can fly.
But only $members go up.
$members only [they don't know who I am]
$members only [the exclusive club]
$members only [become the center of gravity]
$members only [go up, fly even]
747air x NJ
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
747air x NYC
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
Take off for financial freedom today.
All proceeds from this collection will go to the $CRASH token LP pool.
Please remain seated.