The year is 2042. Dogecoin has crashed harder than a doge on roller skates. But fear not, for a new meme coin has risen from the ashes: Degen Coin. Degen Coin is so volatile, its price chart is basically a heart attack waiting to happen. But that doesn’t deter the Degen Army, a ragtag group of online investors who believe in Degen Coin to the moon (or at least to a tendies truck).
One day, a newbie investor named Chad Fomo accidentally puts his entire life savings into Degen Coin. The price promptly tanks. Chad is devastated. He tears his hair out. “I’m ruined!” he cries.
Suddenly, a booming voice comes from the sky. It’s Elon Musk, his face beamed onto the clouds by a giant laser. “Fear not, Chad Fomo,” Elon booms. “For I have just tweeted about Degen Coin. To the moon!”
The price of Degen Coin skyrockets. Chad becomes a millionaire. He buys a mansion and a fleet of Lamborghinis.
Just then, his phone rings. It’s his mom. “Chad,” she says. “I found a ten dollar bill under the couch. What should I do with it?”
Chad groans. “Invest it all in Degen Coin, Mom,” he says. “But be careful – it’s a wild ride.”
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Degen Coin is so volatile, its price chart is basically a heart attack waiting to happen. But that doesn’t deter the Degen Army, a ragtag group of online investors who believe in Degen Coin to the moon (or at least to a tendies truck).
One day, a newbie investor named Chad Fomo accidentally puts his entire life savings into Degen Coin. The price promptly tanks. Chad is devastated. He tears his hair out. “I’m ruined!” he cries.
Suddenly, a booming voice comes from the sky. It’s Elon Musk, his face beamed onto the clouds by a giant laser. “Fear not, Chad Fomo,” Elon booms. “For I have just tweeted about Degen Coin. To the moon!”
The price of Degen Coin skyrockets. Chad becomes a millionaire. He buys a mansion and a fleet of Lamborghinis.
Just then, his phone rings. It’s his mom. “Chad,” she says. “I found a ten dollar bill under the couch. What should I do with it?”
Chad groans. “Invest it all in Degen Coin, Mom,” he says. “But be careful – it’s a wild ride.”