Buckle up, Alphites! Welcome to the new and evolved edition of The Alphite Gazette!🎓

We're talking celebrity coins that rise and fall faster than the latest viral dance on TikTok, and AI that's getting smarter by the second (but still can't figure out why sweet grits are better than savory ones).

Dive into the digital art scene with JT as he shares his musings on artistic resilience in the face of NFT market mood swings. Then, let Kang Hussle school you on why sliding into DMs isn't a solid business strategy - it's website time, baby!

Later, EyeSeeThru is breaking down AI faster than a beatboxer on caffeine, and Ohnahji B is flexing The U's digital wallet like it's show-and-tell day for the cool kids.

From byte-sized beats that'll have you questioning your attention span to bougie blockchain bling, this issue is packed tighter than the mainstage at EssenceFest!
So, whether you're here to level up your tech game, feed your creative soul, or just figure out WTH a "super vote token" is, The Alphite Gazette has got you covered!

Find a comfy spot in the metaverse, and let's dive into the future together!